7.7.05
Bush unleashes secret weapon in Iraq!
President Bush has appointed guitarist Johnny Dang to the newly created position of Cultural Combatant.
"His blistering tone is profoundly annoying. Any insurgent within 5 miles will likely succumb to his monotonous, one note guitar solos. Johnny is a welcome participant in the fight against terrorism. (Plus, it'll get him out of our hair for a while!)."
"His blistering tone is profoundly annoying. Any insurgent within 5 miles will likely succumb to his monotonous, one note guitar solos. Johnny is a welcome participant in the fight against terrorism. (Plus, it'll get him out of our hair for a while!)."
